i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
IM IN TEARS
HAHAHAHAHA BEST ONE I’VE SEEN
"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"
- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)
This is so subtle yet one of the funniest reactions I’ve ever seen
There’s something different about you. I don’t know what it is, but it makes me want to change every bad thing about myself.
It’s not that I can’t fall in love. It’s really that I can’t help falling in love with too many things all at once. So, you must understand why I can’t distinguish between what’s platonic and what isn’t, because it’s all too much and not enough at the same time.
I need this, every day.
You are beautiful. You are good enough. You are worthy of love. You are more than your past. You are not your failures. You do have a distinct, specific purpose. You are talented. You are important. You aren’t defined by who you “should have been.” Your life does matter – so much, in fact, that other people’s lives depend on it. Don’t give up on yourself. You are valuable. You are loved.
oh my god you don’t understand how much i want to kiss you
or watch movies with you
or fall asleep with you
or drink coffee with you
or cuddle with you
or hold your hand
or go to amusement parks with you
or watch concerts with you
or bake with you
i want to do everything with you